Her days are spent with her rescue dogs, where she regales them with stories of her time living in London, FL, and NYC, or when John Stamos inexplicably forgot there was Google Maps and relied solely on Hannah’s adapt sense of direction. If you’re asking how any of this helps you, the client, understand how she is going to drive your business initiatives forward? Well, clearly you’re not a client for us.
... and another thing...
Hannah is part cherub and part silent assassin, who uses verbal strikes more stealthily than the Arditi wielded knives. Not saying she was a bully from the onset, but she did slap the doctor back at birth. (Litigation still pending). Chronologically, she’s a Millennial; more accurate measures hold this in conflict. Spotify claims her musical taste is that of a 73-year-old, and her hobbies of crafting, side hustling a vintage jewelry and clothing business, metal detecting, collecting salt & pepper shakers, and traveling (mostly to locations to do more of the aforementioned), have her at 86 years. Don’t believe me, last week she screamed at kids to get off her lawn. This is alarming because she doesn’t have a lawn, and it’s more alarming because it was inside a Cracker Barrel.
Excerpts from the Credential Confidential ...
Hannah Williams
Superior STiR'er